the blog of le slagface

I AM BACK by popular demand. lol joking. hello.

So then, not too much has happened in my life recently, so not much content in that department, however, there are plans being formed, and they are great. Before that though, let me just express some joy on today.

So we all went to the park at lunch because noone had period 5 and it was great. There was a barbeque happening but i didnt have any because i didnt trust their cooking lol. We made daisy chains, well, daisy made me a daisy chain (how ironic) and we hippied it out. It seems we were getting spyed on at some point lol but oh well, haterz make me famoos. Ah it was generally a really good day though, so sunny and everything.

Right then, PLANS.

Basicallyyyy, we're all off to cornwall. me hossam nick tarik lale rose and dani. And whoever else wants to come. it'll be greatttttt, nick has a little cottage there and its surrounded by fields and mountains and that forest ^. We might be camping if theres no space in the house but i'm fine with that. I plan to spend a night sleeping in a field and watching the sun come up in the morning. I can't wait for that now. Also it'll probably be the first time i meet dani so joy for that. Ah it's just good overall.

In other news, i've been having some thoughts lately. Generally about what i want in life etc. I've decided that i give up on everything too easily, and that this time i wont give up.

Right then, till next time.
Caio

had to just put this picture up.

Hello there,
I haven't blogged in a goooood while, mainly down to my internet, or lack of. I won't go too much into what I've done in the holidays because it won't provide for much good reading lol not that the next bit will, but whatever.

So, I've decided that today must be a productive and creative day. I've got a shitload of design coursework to finish but I'm feeling weirdly optimistic about it, which is good I guess.

Ah, I'm fed up with my sudden increase in household duties, I don't remember my brother doing all this stuff when he was here, it's all wank.

I now realise that I have like nothing to write lol I think i'll go shave now, if I find I have stuff to write about I'll blog later on.

WATCH OUT WORLD, I'LL HAVE YOU FOR BREAKFAST
later xx

Alright people
I haven't blogged in a while, mainly because I haven't had much to say... I think i'd like to say things today though, not sure what yet...

So, today is the last day of term, I can't say I feel very happy about it though.. I've been feeling so pissed off lately, and I don't even know why. On the up-side though, we had a quiz against some old people in the salvation army today and we beat em lol won a big easter egg and a free fry up lol good times.

I haven't been online much in the past few days, this is down to a few things; my internet seems to cut off at random now and sometimes it just doesnt work, some rooms don't pick up the internet signal so if theres someone in there I can't go on and I'm generally put off it. I haven't been doing anything productive to make up for it though, just lazing about...

I'm gonna make a revision timetable for the holiday at some point, if I don't revise in this holiday i'm just gonna fail, no other way about it. I think just being in this house is stressing me out in general.. I don't wanna make a deal out of it because we're gonna move and everything. My parents are probably stressed out enough. This move is gonna be gay though. ahhhh

okay anyway, i'll be off now.

laters

Far far away in the land of Lichfildia there lived a young girl called Dani. She was the daughter of the rich and powerful John of Arcadia. Dani had lived a beautiful life, spending countless hours in the vast forest of Lichfildia and going for walks down the pier. However Dani grew bored of her usual surroundings, no matter how beautiful it was she found herself yearning for adventure. On one of her usual outings to the forest Dani heard a strange sound. Following the sound she ended up near a lake in the middle of the forest. From the corner of her eye she caught a glimpse of a small creature.
"Hello, who's that?" She said cautiously. "Come on don't fuck about."
The creature came out of hiding quite slowly and reluctanly.
"I'm sorry your greatness, I was just slightly scared of your presence, it's fine though. I'm a messenger from the land of UCL. There has been a prophecy, great evil awaits and you may be our only hope."
Dani looks confused.
"What." She says with a face full off confusion and disbelief.
"Seriously, what are you."
The creature comes closer.
"Your greatness, let me just show you what I mean."
He takes out a box from inside his bag and places it on the floor. He backs away from the box. Dani looks on both confused and intrigued. The box makes a sudden shudder, tips on to its side and the lid opens. There is a glow coming from the box. There is a light surrounding the box and it becomes larger and starts to take a human form. The light speaks.
"Dani, you must come with us, the life you live here is not the life you are destined to live. I know you have the feeling inside. The feeling of adventure and exploration. This is your destiny. Embrace it."
Dani is totally blown away by this and decides to follow the creature.
As they are walking through the forest Dani asks to stop for some water. While she is knelt drinking some water from a pond nearby the creature comes up behind her and hits her in the head with a rock. Dani is left to die.



The moral of the story is; dont trust strangers.